We are always poking fun at ourselves and our fellow Scots here at Fortune Favours the Brave but we do have a sense of humour about our terrible diets.

Hence we have taken Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man and turned him Scottish.
In his hand's he holds a pint, a fag, a kebab and in keeping with the Italian artist, a pizza slice.
We have also made him an honorary Jock by giving him his own kilt and sporran too.